Dear Ass Clown Who Stole My Obama/Biden Sign –
I don’t care if you’re a Democrat/Republican/Libertarian/Independent/Socialist/Communist/Terrorist or what, but stealing all of the Obama signs on my block was silly. Really. What exactly are you going to do with 5 Obama/Biden signs? Maybe you burned them. Maybe you put them in the trash. Maybe you’re keeping them for yourself.
In any case, I just want to let you know that if you’re a Republican wank who thinks that by taking people’s yard signs that you’re potentially suppressing the vote – you’re not.
I’ll close with some numbers:
349 – 163
Maybe that’s not compelling enough. OK. How about?
64,058,708 (53%) – 56,511,233 (46%)
Your friendly neighborhood progressive.
While my political obsession winds down, I have to say that I feel much more at ease and more optimistic today and yesterday than I have in a long time. Most of you know me as one salty, pessimistic S.O.B sometimes, but I feel genuinely different after this election. Is it me? Am I making this out to be bigger than it is? I don’t think I am.
By the way, what’s the newspaper count for the crew? I struck out yesterday looking for papers. This morning, though, when getting some Claritin I was able to score a two copies of the Tribune and Sun-Times. One for me, one for Mr. I.
I think I’m going to stop by the Democratic HQ and pick up a Obama 2008 sign.